(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
Okay, Titans.
I've spent weeks designing
an obstacle course
to push us right
to our limits.
Test our muscles,
reflexes,
and most important,
our ability to think
on our feet.
Man, you really love
obstacle courses, don't you?
Yes, I do!
Now, follow my lead.
That is, if you can.
(BEEPING)
Titans, go!
Aah! Ha ha!
Come on, what are you
waiting for? Scared?
Fine, we're coming.
And, I'm done.
(GRUNTING)
If you can survive this,
you can survive anything.
(CLEARS THROAT) Okay.
Gotta time this just right.
Or not.
(SQUAWKING)
(GASPING) Huh!
Limits being pushed.
(ZAPPING)
That was very,
very obstacle-y.
(TERRIFIED)
Please don't die.
Please, please don't die.
Can we go now?
(STRUGGLING)
What was I thinking when
I designed this?
(ROBIN SHRIEKING)
What took you so long?
No fair! You used your powers!
Aren't superheroes supposed
to use their powers?
But this was supposed
to test your reflexes,
your ability to think.
No need to think when you
can turn into a bird, bra.
You guys rely
too much on your powers
and it's made you lazy.
That is not true.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Why are you burning
a hole through the tower wall?
Because it is too far to fly
to the door.
Unbelievable.
I bet you guys couldn't
even go one day
completely powerless.
Of course we could.
But why would we?
To prove
you're not getting soft.
And because if any of you
could last a whole day,
I'll make you the new leader
of the Teen Titans.
Ooh. I like the sound of that.
Then we have a deal.
-Twenty-four hours starts--
-Uh-uh!
You're using your powers.
(GULPING)
Ah, yeah!
It's finally lunch time.
I've been waiting
since breakfast for this!
(STRAINING)
(STRUGGLING)
Lid... too... tight.
(SIGHING)
No problemo.
Someone's using their powers.
Ah!
(STREAKY SOUND)
Ha! Enjoy your dry
pickle jar juice, Beasty.
I'm just going to make
a frozen burrito.
(SINGING AND DRUMMING)
User of super-powers!
I gotta get off my feet.
They're killing me.
(THUMPING SOUND)
Why doesn't anybody
ever sweep around here.
This floor is disgusting.
-(BANJO JAMBOREE PLAYING)
-Yee-haw!
(GULPING)
♪ Powers are being
used by you! ♪
(SQUASHING)
I am going to my room
to partake of the mustard.
-(SQUIRTING)
-(GIGGLING)
(ZAPPING)
Powers!
Fine. I will just walk
all the way to the door.
See. Not using powers
isn't so easy, is it?
(FROZEN CRUNCH SOUND)
Argh.
How do you do it, man?
Your life!
Your life must be so horrible.
(ALARM SOUNDING)
-It's the HIVE.
-I guess that's a time-out
on the no powers.
No way! It just means you're
going to find out
what it's like
going up against the bad guys
without a super crutch.
Unless of course,
you want to forfeit
the challenge.
Ugh. No.
We'll do it.
Titans, go!
(LOUD THUD)
You guys ready to find out
what I'm faced with every day?
(CHUCKLING)
How can I defeat a
super villain when I can't
even open a pickle jar?
How does Robin do it?
It appears he uses common
objects and turns them
into weapons.
Maybe we can do the same.
Titans, go!
(MEOWING)
What took you so long?
-You defeated them?
-Yep.
So now you know
how hard it is, right?
Heh-heh.
It's not so hard, bro.
I've got a major case
of the munchies.
Then let's chow-down, baby!
(ANGRY KITTY HISSING)
(CHOMPING SOUNDS)
(BASHING SOUNDS)
I always thought you made
things look so easy.
Now I know they
actually were.
-(CRUNCHING)
-Ah!
You have taught us we
are just as capable as you.
And in a couple more hours,
one of us will be
the new leader.
(MUTTERING)
No powers, no problem,
we're just as capable...
Yeah, we'll see about that.
(ALARM SOUNDING)
(VIDEO GLITCHING)
Titans...captured...
Tied up in the
obstacle course...
Rigged to explode...
Need help... save me!
Guys, you made it!
Robin, who did this?
Not important. Right now
you've got to through
this course and save me
before the timer runs out!
And I'm sorry to say
that the only way to do it
is by using your powers!
Why do we have to do that?
Don't ask questions!
Starfire, use your eye-beams
to short-out the timer!
Beast Boy, turn into
an elephant!
(VOCALIZING ELEPHANT)
Raven, use your telekinesis!
(MAKING WOOING SOUND)
Cyborg, target the main
control panel and blast it!
What are you waiting for?
We are going to do
this without our powers.
Titans, go!
-(THUDDING)
-Ow.
ALL: Ah! Yeah!
(GROANING)
Yeah! Huh! (LAUGHING)
Use your powers! Please!
Ugh!
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(GRUNTING)
-Yeah!
-(THUDDING)
Come on, Beast Boy!
Turn into a bird
or something!
No way, bra.
I got this.
Whoa! (SIGHING)
Or not...
(ALARM SOUNDING)
(ALL GASPING)
(ZAPPING)
(EXPLOSION)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Oh, my... (VOMITING)
(ALL SOBBING)
(ROBOT MALFUNCTIONING)
Guys?
Wait, it was a fake?
You just wanted us to use
our powers so we couldn't
win the contest.
Not cool.
(SIGHING)
It just really bothered me
that it was so easy for you
to stop using your powers.
I mean, you know if you guys
can make it as heroes
without super powers,
then what's so special
about me?
Dude! You are not just
another Titan.
We look to you
for guidance.
Inspiration.
You're our leader, bro.
You're right!
I am your leader!
(DINGS)
Yoink! But not anymore!
Twenty-four hours!
We have done it.
Yeah, boy! Guess we're all
the new leaders of
the Teen Titans, bra!
(CHANGING CHANNELS)
Sorry, Titans,
no time to chit chat...
I'm off on a secret mission.
(CHANGING CHANNELS)
That's right,
I'm heading out now
on classified work.
-No questions, please.
-(CONTINUES CHANGING CHANNEL)
It's "top, top, tippity top"
secret.
(CLEARING THROAT LOUDLY)
So where are you going, Robin?
(GASPS)
How many times
do I have to tell you?
It's top secret!
-Okay.
-Goodbye.
Have fun.
If you need me,
I'll just be at the...
...Batcave.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
Batcave?
Can I come?
What about me?
-I would also like to visit.
-Beats hanging around here.
-Can I come?
-What about me?
(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Uh-uh, nope.
I'm the only one
Batman trusts on this
super important mission.
-Can I come?
-What about me?
Besides,
you Titans are needed here.
(WHIRRING)
Someone might jaywalk.
(ENGINE REVVING)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
(ENGINE REVVING)
-(BEEPING)
-Robin.
(BUZZES)
Robin.
(BUZZES)
The, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT)
-...Boy Wonder.
-(BEEPS)
AUTOMATED MALE VOICE:
Voice recognition activated.
Boy Wonder.
(VOICE TITTERS)
All right, let's get to work.
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(BUTTON CLACKING)
-(COMPUTER BEEPS)
-Huh. What's this?
(READING)
(GROANS)
Oh, snap. Juice.
(STUTTERING)
How did you get
in the Batcave
past all the alarms and
sensors and booby traps?
-You left the door open.
-(GRUNTS)
I thought you said this was
an important mission.
-Ah!
-This is an important mission.
-(ALARM BLARING)
-(GASPS)
Is that the crime alert?
No!
It's time to feed the fish.
No time to loose!
Must act fast!
-(TITANS LAUGHING)
-(GASPS)
Oh, for real?
STARFIRE: What is with
the short shorts?
Come on,
come on, come on,
you can't be in here.
I've strict orders
from Batman.
Don't worry, bro,
we'll leave.
But first,
let's check this place out.
Get down from there.
Just ignore him, guys.
-(CLANGING)
-Ah!
Don't lose those!
Two, three, four.
(DROOLING)
Take that off!
But the costume
is too tight to remove.
Ah, ah... She's so...
(MUMBLING)
(SNARLING)
(BOTH SNARLING)
(CLANGING)
No, no, no.
That is not a toy.
It's a giant remote controlled
dinosaur robot,
of course it's a toy!
-(LOUD CLANGING)
-(CRACKLING)
Oh.
Ooh!
The ultimate batarang.
I thought it was just a myth.
Ow!
No one is allowed to touch
the ultimate batarang.
This is Batman's
most prized possession.
If anything happened to it,
he'd kill me.
-Now, let's...
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
Awesome!
(METALLIC WHOOSHING)
(DOG GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
(MIMICS BATMAN)
Well, well, well,
what happened here?
I'm so, so sorry.
So, so, so sorry, Batman.
I leave you in charge
for one day
and what do you do?
I didn't mean
to let you down.
What are we going
to do with him, Alfred?
(MIMICS ALFRED)
Well, I don't know, sir.
Please just give me
another chance.
(GRUNTS)
(CHATTERING)
He has some major issues.
Why are you so scared
of Batman anyway?
(SCOFFS) What... Scared?
Come on, me?
No way.
I think it's 'cause Batman
used to be your boss,
so you still do
whatever he says.
It's not like that at all.
We're peers now.
We work together,
side by side.
You mean you're a sidekick?
I am nobody's sidekick!
Yet you ride in a side car.
On a side note,
you should grow
some sideburns.
Or go see a sideshow.
Ooh, would you like
a side of the fries with that?
Oh, you're so funny
'cause you're just
saying "side" a lot.
(CACKLING) I know.
We're so hilarious.
(ALARM BLARING)
Robin, quickly,
feed the fish!
-It's not the fish.
-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
It's the H.I.V.E.
Think we should?
Definitely should.
Very should.
The should.
Shouldn't!
Not the ultimate batarang.
Hey, we might need it.
(WHOOSHING)
Let's see how
this baby handles.
(ENGINE REVVING)
(BEEPING)
(BATS SCREECHING)
The Titans?
Let's do this.
(GROANS)
The H.I.V.E. can wait.
Got to get back
Batman's equipment.
Cyborg, no!
(GRUNTING)
Two, three, four.
Wait, where's the fifth one?
Wait, recount.
One, two, three, four...
Where's the fifth one?
Ah-ha, there you are.
Come to Papa.
Beast Boy!
-(GROANS) What did you do?
-Ah!
(SQUEAKING)
Okay, this should
come right out.
(ROBIN GRUNTING)
(WHISTLES)
You know the rules.
Go home.
(GRUNTS)
Not so fast.
-(CLANGS)
-Whee!
(GRUNTS)
Looks like so.
Think I got most of them back.
Little luck,
he'll never notice.
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Where is the ultimate batarang?
They've got it.
We can't let them use it.
'Cause it would kill us.
Because Batman would kill me.
(BEEPING)
No!
(WHOOSHING)
(RHYTHMIC MUSIC PLAYING)
That's the secret weapon?
It is not even a weapon.
Yeah. What would Batman
use that for?
(RHYTHMIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
And... suddenly I'm a little
less scared of Batman.
This is going to be fun.
(SCOFFS)
Maybe Batman won't notice.
(EXPLODES)
Are you gonna be okay?
We could stay with you
as you speak to the Batman.
Nah. It's time I man up
and tell him I am not
a sidekick anymore.
I'm not gonna water his plants
or feed his fish.
I mean, seriously,
you just sprinkle it in.
Batman is about to learn
that from now on
he is not the boss of me.
(SCREAMING)
I didn't mean it, Batman.
I'll clean all this up.
Please don't be mad.
-Please, please...
-Uh, dude,
I was just putting this back.
Uh, who am I kidding.
(SPRAYING)
(DOOR CLOSES)